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WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY?!

Wednesday, 18 July 2012 | 11:37:00 pm | 0 letters

LOOK WHOS WIDE AWAKE! omfg took a shower and now i dont feel sleepy at all grrrrr. yah okay cool. but i do remember something that happened today. when i came back from school today no one was home and what better day to forget my keys than today? great just fucking great. so i went around to the back and like all the dogs on my street started to bark as i walked past. lol i got scared cos some dog chased me last time so i started to run. then i saw these pure aussie blokes playing soccer in the back and when i finally reached my house i couldnt find the motherfucking keys to unlock the gate. well isnt this just fucking fantastic? so i got a rubbish bin to help me jump over the gate and omg the aussie blokes just completely paused their game and started staring at me... i jumped over as quickly as possible cos they probably thought i was breaking in or someshit. lucky me but the back door wasnt closed. if it was then id probably just chill in my dog's kennel. then my sister called me saying that my mum was with her at the doctors cos she was super duper sick and that she hid the house keys in front of the house under the place mat. are you fucking serious? when mum came home i told her how i got in and she said i was fucking stupid cos the back gate isnt even locked. my mum just simply hangs the lock there and doesnt even lock it. buts its all good cos i got my trusty dog to guard my house. theyre not called man's best friend for nothing. yeah i probably shouldnt even be writing all this... now off to stalk hot guys :D.

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