Alright fuck. Had near death experience alright? So I was just in my kitchen yknow getting a drink until a wild spider appears. I literally dropped my drink and made a run for it. I went to my mum so that she could take down the beast but guess what? The spider disappears.. So then I closed my kitchen door so it wouldn't escape, bad idea.. Blocked my entrance to my snack cabinet LOL.. Yeah and just then the fucking cunt appears on the side of my stairs. Sneaky son of a bitch. But this time I wasn't going to make the same mistake, I called my mum on my phone so I could keep an eye on the cunt. The enemy was defeated. I swear no ones a match for my mum LOL.