MAN I FREAKING HATE COCKROACHES SO BLOODY MUCH. Yknow I was just chilling in my living room just then peacefully, watching 28 days later. THEN a brown coloured cunt appeared on the wall behind me.. I flipped like actually. I was holding a plate and I dropped it and stood paralyzed with fear, hoping the cunt didn't have wings. Mum came rushing over cos I screamed and instantly took out her slipper, ready to annihilate the cunt. But the little shit got lucky and was able to escape death. Then after a while I continued with watching my movie but I was really paranoid and so I NEVER let my feet touch the floor, I just sat there with my legs crossed. And guess fucking what? I feel something tingling on my back.. The son of a bitch ran down my back and onto my leg.. LIKE HOLY SHIT I SCREAMED SO HARD, I PROBABLY WOKE UP CHINA. So this time mum comes in with a fly swat thingo and the cunt got lucky a second time.. Are you serious. Yeah so now I'm just crashing in my mums room for a while cos I'm too scared to go near the living room, I'm probably gonna have to ask her to walk me up later. Ok that's all for now.