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MAH SKIING EXPERIENCE
Monday, 29 July 2013 | 11:39:00 pm | 0 letters
OKAY GIUZE GET READY 4 DIS SHIT. I honestly told myself that i wouldn't be fucked to blog about this ski trip but omg dont wanna lose dem precious memories. btw i only just woke up and recovered from my coma like a couple hours ago. ANYWAYS GET YOUR POPCORN AND COKE READEH COS THIS IS GON' BE LOOOOOONG.

FIRST DAY
Waking up had never been so hard in my life, i swear. almost cbf'd for that shit HAHA. Bloody got to Leichhardt in like 6 minutes and i didnt see anyone so i started panicking but then i saw this group of asians that i presumed to be from leichhardt and i started following them.. awks cos they kept looking back at me LOOOOOL. I was like one of the first people there.. When people started slowly arriving one by one the reaction i got from them was always the same.. " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING SANDY?!" or.. "WTF ARE YOU FREAKING MOVING HOUSES?!".. HAHAHA idk people kept questioning whether i was really going camping or not LOOOOOOL. but i gotta do what i gotta do araso? okay moving on.. i sat next to the faggot and for the first hour or so we just watched this movie on the portable DVD player i brought.. yeah i know, over prepared or what.. after that we both just went to sleep and never woke up.. well i didnt, idk about Jessica. Apparently i would wake up for like 2 minutes, look around and just sleep again, i also cant get myras face out of my head for some reason HAHAHAAHAH. Our first stop was maccas i think and i just remember it to be SO FOOKING COLD MAN. Then when we got to Canberra we stopped at Old Parliament and the War Memorial which i personally didnt find all that bad yknow? I just remember that at the War Memorial i was just searching for Nazi related stuff.. After Canberra we FINALLY got to our motel and yuck.. the rooms i shared with 007 was just yuck. smelt like shit even before we got there AND IM NOT EVEN JOKING. everyone was full like "aye who took a dump already?" HAHAHAHAHAAH. we then had to got get our skiing equips.. LOL EQUIPS, REMINDS ME OF MY RO-ING DAYS. anyways yeah that took a while, felt like i was in a refugee once again.. Then i think it was dinner which wasnt bad actually, in fact it was kinda nice i guess but after dinner my cabin made this big pot of ramen and we all sat around it. i really liked that atmosphere, made me feel less homesick LOL.. after our second dinner me and tina freaking took the mattress out of my bed (i was sleeping in the bottom bunk) and put it between the other two bunks, ill insert a picture right now LOL.
everyone decided that when we slept we wanted to be closer to each other since it made communicating easier and it was just felt more cozier i guess LOL. jessica and leanne slept in the right double bed, anita and may slept in the left double bed, esther slept by herself in the single bed above jessica and leanne's and last but not least me and tina slept together in the sing mattress between them. i bet youre now thinking " BUT SANDY WASNT IT COLD?" well me and tina basically took and a shit ton of blankets and mats and just layered them on, including my sleeping bag, luckily for us, tina brought clean bed sheets and idk but it felt so good in my opinion. Whilst we were having our dnm sesh i remember complaining on how close and similar me and tina were because for those of you who dont know, i have some issues LOL.. also.. DUDE WE BOUGHT THE SAME PJS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HOW CUTE. anyways okay that was day 1 lol.. 

SECOND DAY
this was probably the worst day for me in my opinion. i just remember being really irritated and so sick of everything at one point that i barely even skied but ill get to that later. we were woken up around 5 in the morning to get ready for breakfast and omg we had to wear our ski clothes there.. i dont even know what was the point of me going since i dont even eat breakkie.. LOL.. breakkie.. so the bus ride there, everyone was just sleeping. we got separated into our groups and omg i felt like such an outcast with esther.. we got moved around like 3 times.. no one wanted us :( but ultimately we got put into this group where our instructor's name was emma from Poland, along with robdog. after skiing lessons finished i got some free water and just chilled, me and esther saw ms wolf and bullock at the cafe and they invited us to go skiing with them. at that moment jessica, leanne, tina and vince showed up at the cafe and they joined us. OH MAH GAWD. we decided to go on the J bar and guess what? i motherfucking fell off................ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IDK HOW THE FUCK AHAHAHAH. AND OMG JESSICA THOUGHT THAT IT WAS THE END OF THE ROAD SO SHE GOT OFF TOO.. ALSO ODELL FREAKING LAUGHED AT ME SO HARD THAT THE INSTANT HE STOPPED LAUGHING HE FELL RIGHT OFF. AHAHAHAHAHA INSTANT KARMA MAN. i think the only person to have made it successfully up the J bar that time was vince.. so the people who fell down basically had to walk up a bit and wow.. when jessica asked vince to come down to us he brought an avalanche with him.. up on the mountain we waited for miss bullock and the others such as tina and leanne but leanne never showed up.. waited so long man.. whilst i was waiting up there i met up with esther and just as i was about to start skiing she motherfucking tripped me.. took us FOREVER to try and get out skis back on, and might i add that my skiis were half a size too small for me? that shit KILLED. me and esther were like up there for over an hour, the others had left already and ms bullock had already made two trips up that mountain and at that point i swear i wanted to slap a bitch. when esther managed to get her skis back on i just took them off and walked back down the mountain since i was so annoyed.. whilst walking down i see esther smash into a group of kids learning how to ski.. after i got down the mountain i met up with leanne and we started work on a snow ball that i later named ICY, original right? then at 1 we had to meet back at the buses for lunch and honestly the sandwiches weren't half bad.. OKAY I WAS REALLY FUCKING EXHAUSTED FROM WALKING DOWN THAT MOUNTAIN. after lunch i really cbf'd for skiing and so me and jessica went back to the cafe, ordered some food which was chips and gravy (it was disgusting) and thick shakes in which mine just tasted like plain milk with cocoa powder in it NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING. then esther and nina joined us with there nachos and slowly people started sitting with us one by one, everyone was just like crowded around this one table. we all stayed like that until it was time to leave. after we got back to the motel, some of use were able to take a shower before dinner but i didnt. also miss bullock and ms wolf were being super duper nice to me and were able to get me a second pair of skis since the ones that i had were really painful to ski in. at dinner the aisan guys and girls (gee you dont know how i gay i feel for saying that) were able to get this room were it only had people from balmain to ourselves. pre kewl. dinner was pretty nice once again, i especially liked the pasta. after dinner i remember going to the guys' luxurious room and chilling there for a bit and then once we got back to our own rooms we had another dnm, in which at one point we got on the topic of Eddy.. HAHAHAHAHAH. 

THIRD DAY 
BEST FUCKING DAY. okay this was definitely the best day. why? i learnt the way of the snow.. HAHA.. i basically dominated that mountain. but in the morning when we had our second skiing lesson i failed so miserably, me and esther were the only girls in our group and omg.. every time i got up i would literally fall down the next second. yeah but then when we were able to go off on our own hehe.. IT WAS LIKE MY INNER CHAMPION CAME OUT AND HOLY FUCK I WAS HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE. i was mainly skiing with leanne and jessica until lunch break but we sometimes would join other groups and i just cant get over this one time where we were turning and jakson freaking crashed into a tree and took the branch with him HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it was like some domino effect man.. kinda reminds me of communism.. ANYWAYS CONTINUING ON.. when it was lunch break we were given the option to go to perisher BUT NAHHHHHHHHH. i originally was going to go but meh snow at the point was just all the same to me. i was basically skiing with the same people until i like lost everyone and got separated with them, that was until i met with anita, may, vince and tina.. OH YEAH BEFORE THAT I WAS IN THE AIR FOR LIKE A SECOND AND A HALF. THAT SHIT WAS CRAZYYYYYYYYYY. basically what happened was that i was going down the hill WAY too fast and i went off track and so skied off this really steep drop in the hill and yeah.. avalanche moment.. it was actually so funny but i just remember screaming my lungs out as that was happening. so the second last time i went skiing was with vince and i somehow fell again cos i tried to drift LOL.. and he was THIS close to crashing into me but the funny thing is that robert came down at this incredible speed and tripped over one of vince's skis.. HE LITERALLY FLIPPED! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA the last time i went with was anita and may and anita was like speeding HAHA.. so me and may were just chillin' as we were going down. i basically just skied the entire without taking any breaks and so i was exhausted once i got on the bus. once we got back to the motel, we returned our ski equipment, packed up a bit and some of us showered, i was the last to shower.. after dinner i kept migrating from room to room LOL but i remember eating pizza and having so much food that we decided to give most of it away. out of no where tracy, jisu and queenie decided to come to our room and we had this somewhat of a dnm till 11. i swear no one notices queenie's presence LOL.. slept pretty early that night, also we put the mattress back to its original place.

FINAL DAY 
we were originally meant to get up at like 5 or something but none of us got out until 6.. on the way back i sat with leanne, with noah and chris behind us, me and noah got pretty close incredibly fast HAHA. we stopped at some museum first in canberra and idk how but i spent the majority of the time with noah finding some horse's heart. i also remember wondering off from the group every now and then, with leanne calling me, asking me where the fuck i was LOL. after the museum we headed off to Parliament House and the only thing worth mentioning was mah new GERMAN friend. omg i love germans.. HAHA.. had maccas for dinner and i had NUGGETS faggot not a cheeseburger LOL. i was soooooooo happy with the toy i got with my happy meal, but i annoyed the fuck outta the people surrounding me.. talked with leanne, noah and chris the bus ride back to leichhardt and omg theyre actually so fun to talk to. when we FINALLY got to leichhardt, i saw my mum looking all over the place for me and OMG FELT NICE TO BE WITH MY MUM AGAIN. in the car ride home i noticed something................ WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE PRESENT I GOT FOR SOPHIE?! i forgot to mention this but at the museum i bought sophie a present and i motherfucking left it on the coach.. i was so fucking pissed off at myself. once i got home i took the best freaking shower and went into hibernation mode.. 

OKAY NOW I HAD TO DIG DEEP FOR DEM MEMORIES. it took me so long to remember some of the stuff that happened. btw theres probably so many errors in this post i thatll probably want to make you kill yourself but i honestly cbf proofreading, also gonna post some photos tmrw. and now would you all please walk in a single file and exit on the left as we are finally at the end of this post. 

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