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guns in Glebe..? OH SHIEEEEEEET!

Tuesday, 26 November 2013 | 9:15:00 pm | 0 letters

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well today started off with a really hardcore dream man. holy fuck i swear there was a little bit of a jurassic park influence involved but all that happened in the second part of my dream. so the first part involved formal and everyone was at darling harbour but for some reason im in my bare feet HAHAHWTF. yeah and then my mum appeared and was like oh ill quickly make you something to wear and she produces a pair of slippers and i think at that point i wanted to cry THEN i was like to leanne "hey do you wanna trek it to harbourside?", to which she replied with "sorry no.......". then jessica comes out of no where and goes like "dude its the 30th today, formal is on the 16th lawl...............". i forgot what happens next but then i meet some guy and we become bestfriends but the thing is that he is very ill. idk he has like some incurable disease that makes it hard for him to move. now this is where shit gets fucked up. so being his bestfriend, he wants me to accompany him to the top of this mountain. things go pretty smoothly until the van breaks down and someone carries him up while i help push.. nekminnit.................... HES GONE. so i desperately look for him and i find his body lying next to some fence and i hear someone go "hes gone, that was an electric fence, we might as well just roll him down the mountain now". at that point i was just like wtf is going on LOL.. someone then pushes him down and we come across this secluded house on top of the mountain. i go in and i see my uncle chopping up a snake and turning it into a soup until he suddenly goes "CLOSE THE DOOR, THE OTHER SNAKE WAS ABOUT TO GET IN". so i was just so fucking lost and i think the other snake was the partner of the snake that has now turned into soup. idk man next thing i know, we're being ambushed by the snake but someone manages to shoot it BUT HEY it doesnt end there. out of fucking no where this flying tasmanian devil comes in and kills everyone but me and my uncle i think. dude. i woke up just as i was escaping into the forest by crawling through tall grass.

OKAY SO ENOUGH OF MY STORY HAHA. i went out for dinner today to celebrate a birthday and yeah. on the way back one of the scariest fucking things happened. so if you dont already know, i live in glebe. a place notorious for its crime and felonies LOOOOL im exaggerating here but you get the gist. so on the way back, i get off the bus with mum and were walking down to our street and we hear someone drop something.. we both look and we see it to be a motherfucking gun NO JOKE. EVEN MUM SAW EHT. so then mum starts power walking at this lightning speed but like i dont wanna provoke the guy with the gun so im like to my mum in chinese "look its a fake gun, no need to walk so fast BUT if it was real we should also slow down.. we dont want him to think were going to the police" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. yeah and then we try to act as if nothing happened and walked home 'calmly'. WOW WHAT A DAY FULL OF ADVENTURE. think thats enough for today lawl.

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from: us

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