Saturday, 25 January 2014 | 7:22:00 pm | 0 letters
YOU KNOW WHOS THE SLYEST DAWG HERE??? MY MOTHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. okay so this morning around 5 or so, i was getting hungry and so i decided to make some noodles, not really noodles, more like i got the noodle's seasoning and put it on something else HAHA OI I WANTED CHANG OKAY. since i was already bothered to cook at that hour, i thought to crack an egg in, just guess what happens next............. done guessing? when i tried cracking the egg, the shell wouldn't crack so i used more force and started digging my fingers into the dent. nekminnit it was actually a hard boiled egg....... LOLWHAT. yeah fucking all the hard boiled eggs were in the place where the raw eggs should be...................... in the end i didn't crack an egg since all the eggs were hard boiled LOL.... but today's trial tutor lesson was a lot better than expected actually. the guy's not bad, and no, he's not cute HAHA. it went from eleven thirty to one. after that i went to go get charcoal chicken MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. i seriously remember how much i wanted to neck myself this morning since had never woken up that early. bloody ten o'clock man, who in their right mind would wake up then? no, don't answer that.
